It's only been like...over a year since I posted anything. *cough* I have something that I might try to, I dunno, neaten up...but for now, have this silliness, brought on by maybe having a certain AO3 tag open after I stayed up way too late reading some of ladydragon76's fics.

Sparks 'verse, presumably sometime after In Defense Of Megatron's Honour.

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My friends list has a sad lately. So um...have...more sad? O.o *didn't think this through ( Read more... )

*sweeps some more pieces of fic out of her writing folder* Soooo...once upon a time I said I'd do a Windows that was entirely smut. The first prompt I got made me go "That will be this one!"...then the second one popped up, and I just about spit out my drink. I was too busy snickering during the third one to make it in any way smutty, lol.

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It's only been, what, 3 months since I posted? Oops. Well, to make up for it, some Prowl/Jazz with only the barest snippets of a plot.

Inspired by the song of the same title, embedded under the cut so you can listen to it while reading and be as incredibly amused as I am right now.

Title: I Lost My Heart To A Starship Trooper
Length: One-shot
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Ya...um...Rammstein and True Blood and a really, really horny Jazz muse are to blame for this. Also, apparently leaving me at home with a full box of Ferrero Rocher chocolate produces smut. Er - enjoy?

Title: The Number One Reason To Never Listen To Mirage
Rating: M
Warnings: Plug-n-play smut
Setting: G1
Pairings/Characters: Jazz/Megatron, ( Read more... )

"Cry to the Moon" by EPICA gives me weird plot bunnies, mmkay?

Title: Ragnarök's Eve : Prowl
Length: One-shot
Rating: M
Warnings: Extreme angst, smut
Setting: Post-movieverse
Pairings/Characters: Jazz/Prowl, Optimus
Summary: There was something Prowl should have done vorns ago

( Guess what guys, it's time to embrace the horror! Look, we've got front row tickets to the end of the earth! )

I was feeling nostalgic for the days when I first picked up Transformers fanfiction, and my first introduction to Prowl and Jazz was as Optimus Prime's continuously-arguing SIC and 3IC. So I decided to write a short little snippet in that theme. Unsurprisingly, it grew. This may be continued, as I have a plot bunny I'm toying with tying this ( Read more... )

This little cracktastic romp is part birthday present for Veji (my apologies to your Sideswipe muse, but Ratchet/Twins fit the fic best), part getting rid of a plot bunny that's been kicking around too long, and part attempting to get out at least one last G1 fic before the movieverse eats my brain again ( Read more... )

Dania made me! I wrote this awhile ago for her, and have been meaning to write more...but it seems one twincest scene is all I can get out. *lesigh*

Title: A Matter of Control
Length: One-shot
Rating: M...for twincest smut and Sideswipe being Sideswipe
Setting: G1
Pairings/Characters: Sunstreaker/Sideswipe, Jazz/Prowl
Summary: The others may not ( Read more... )

Part 2

Title: Stepford Porsche
Rating: M
Setting: G1
Pairings/Characters: Prowl/Jazz, Ratchet, Sideswipe, Smokescreen
Summary: Sometimes, in new environments, very old, complex relationships can come up with some very weird, very strange responses. Especially when one of the mechs involved in the relationship is Jazz.
Notes: Look, fanart! *hearts ( Read more... )